Oh gods, this one is just silly! I have played a few Bomberman games in my time, but little did I expect to see myself drawn as one. Bomberman characters have this habit of all looking very similar, and always have very strange proportions... and this one is no exception.
I dunno if I should be trusted with bombs, though. Between my tendency to put people's eyes out with ranged weaponry, and the display of what happened when I got bombs in my Kirby Super Star Copy Arena run... it may not be safe!