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My usb mouse now works, so I took this unnecessarily creepy photo.

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You keep suprising me. First you turn out to be a horsewanker, then I suddenly see your face.

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I'm not sure if you blurred out the photos in the background or if the quality of your camera is simply terrible

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I'm not sure if you blurred out the photos in the background or if the quality of your camera is simply terrible

The quality of the camera is just a bit @#!$. It was the one that came built in to my laptop.

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Look! A bird!

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And now back to our regularly scheduled plugging of my youtube videos. At least this one isn't killing floor.

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Darknessman, what did i told you about advertising LPs in the subforums of the garden?

As i've said before, doing this kind of thing falls under advertising and it breaks the rules of the garden, pink specifically has said that the only reason we can link to our videos on youtube would be if those videos contained something unique made by the users, such as animation video, an acting project or such.

Please, refrain from doing this kind of thing and keep it on your signature if you want to provide a link, repeated offenses will grant you a warning if you're not careful.

Thank you for your time.

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Darknessman, what did i told you about advertising LPs in the subforums of the garden?

As i've said before, doing this kind of thing falls under advertising and it breaks the rules of the garden, pink specifically has said that the only reason we can link to our videos on youtube would be if those videos contained something unique made by the users, such as animation video, an acting project or such.

Please, refrain from doing this kind of thing and keep it on your signature if you want to provide a link, repeated offenses will grant you a warning if you're not careful.

Thank you for your time.


Fine, fine. Link's in my sig for the one person who gives a @#!$.

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Remember the furore over when it turned out that I wrote MLP clopfiction? If you do, you'll be pleased to know that this new piece by me contains no clop elements. However, what it lacks in porn it makes up for in pure, unadulterated britishness. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, Bloody Hell.

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I don't even know anymore.

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I don't get it, but I'm a little glad :stunned:


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jordantigers wrote:
I don't get it, but I'm a little glad :stunned:


Joordam pls

It's a reference to the Dolan meme, read about it here.

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And now, a double update!

First, we have a video(just hear me out) that for once isn't just one of my various commentaries. Instead, this is a comedy piece that I put together for science homework and figured that it probably qualified as an art piece and not just advertising(please don't give me hell if this falls under the advertising rule).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S15dAp4Eqpg&feature=g-upl


And now for what most of you are probably here for, the picture:

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Bugger me if I didn't try my damned hardest on this one. From getting a custom font off deviantart to drawing white around the mask and changing the brush size in paint.net on basically every stroke to get it as good as I could to manually copypasting each individual letter or word to create the finished thing. It might not sound like much, but remember I have the attention span of a goldfish when it comes to this sort of stuff. that said, enjoy the pic.

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Didn't you say before you had photoshop?
Wouldn't that make it A LOT easier to extract things off of a background instead of trying to color in the background white and then move it around :S

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Didn't you say before you had photoshop?
Wouldn't that make it A LOT easier to extract things off of a background instead of trying to color in the background white and then move it around :S

I had a 30 day free trial on my old pc.

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Major content updates in a nutshell.

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BEHOLD.

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Took me a second to get the reference, there's so many funny moments that I tend to forget some of the jokes that Jon/Arin spout out. :hysterical:

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So I decided to do something steampunk.

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Booo! Booo! Booo! Booo!

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So, I decided to write the most cynical Christmas poem ever.

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Merry Bleedin' Christmas

Christmas, a wonderful time of year
when parents learn to live in fear
of presents, bills, festive songs all day
covers by bloody Tay Zonday
meanwhile, the choirs are out caroling
somehow convincing themselves they can sing
and stumbling geezers all give a cheer
half price on a six pack of beer!
You tell yourself 'it'll all be fine'
drown your sorrows with a bottle of wine
Then, at the last of your tether and glee
the dog runs in and @#!$ up the tree
this whole festive season, it seems a crime
you're @#!$ pissed this christmastime.

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coco pops, now with added lightning. Also, titties.

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So Darkness man and I made an anthem for the great land of Borisnia, a great nation invented five seconds ago by a 46 year old man and his dog Fido.

~To the tune of Sloprano~

I am the great leader
and I going to rule Borisnia
a huge supply of fish comes from nuclear cabbage
today i eat my cat like it is hat

Do you really think you'll survive in here
you would not know what street you're in
map is one of many things that hasn't made it here
something something something something in

Stevemenistan owe us 4 dozen cows
they niggly tiggly shitty little tagnuts
my cousin give me fiber blouse
I take it into lav and wipe my butt

your butt?

my butt!

your butt?

that's right my butt?

ew

my butt

augh

my butt!

AAAAAAAAAAAAA
EEEEEEEE
IIIIIIIIIIII
OOOOOOOOOOOO
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Specifically to glorious midi file of the slopranos.

Read the above sentence and indeed turdl3's post in an Eastern European accent to get the full effect.

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